slashy: (House bored)
Okay, I just noticed this, but doesn't Jeff from Top Chef 5 look like Jesse Spencer, aka Dr. Robert Chase from House?

ETA: If you don't mind spoilers, watch this video, specifically 2:10 to see the jaw dropping resemblance of Jeff to Jesse: Top Chef - Polar Opposites

slashy: (simon oral fixation)
Okay, good advice?

DO NOT DRINK SODA WHILE WATCHING WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY.

I almost choked to death just now.

srsly

and almost pee'd myself too... but that might be TMI

slashy: (ares lol)
Because I am a Master of Perv, and Nikki confirms it.

Nikki: omg :o
Nikki: I need to see
Joey: http://joymaro.livejournal.com/
Nikki: :D
Joey: easy access, i gives it
Nikki: yay |3
Joey: and that sounded dirtier than intended
Nikki: haha!
Joey: i'm dirty even when I don't intend to..... should I be proud of the level of my perviness?
Nikki: Joey you are a master of perv c:
Joey: thank you, thank you *bows*
slashy: (ares lol)
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*falls off chair, lmao*

Just FYI

Aug. 9th, 2008 11:49 pm
slashy: (buttsecks prince eric)
I knew this a while ago, but I feel the urge to make it clear - to state it officially.

A man in dark jeans and barefoot?  Sexiest thing ever!

Don't know why, and it may not apply to all men, but generally speaking?  Hoooooot.


And on the other hand, no shirt but still with the tie?  Nuh uh.  You look stupid.  Take it off.  Or it might be use as a handhold and strangle you to death.
slashy: (Default)
Because I can't not share this...

After an image search for 'couch' completely honest and innocent search for couches, after seeing [livejournal.com profile] kerryblaze's... I'm weird that way.

This was the second image on Google's Image search. I swear.

totally NOT work safe )

EDIT I've been flammed!!!! lookie at my comments and see the clueless flammer!!!!! ::lol:: pun intended!

I wonder what a homophobe is doing trolling my lj?

Oh, feel free to point and laugh at his inability to use commas!

amusing...

Feb. 18th, 2006 09:36 pm
slashy: (neville trevor)
23 facts about 23 )
slashy: (joxer huh?)
Okay, once every blue moon I get, but why has my eye leaked twice today? I've not *cried*, my eye just *leaked*! Tears running down my face on their own accord with no rhyme and reason... overflow? pent up tears? should I cry more often, since I hardly ever do? But one eye is leaking, the other feels dry.

This has actually freaked me out enough for me to make a post of it.

Can I transfer by sheer mind power/will tears from one overflowing eye to the other, dry one?
slashy: (bad hair day)
ow ow ow!

Why do I do this? My hair's always a tangled mess, so I know better than to try to untangle it while dry, extremely curly and with about a thousand different 'stay-put' products in it...

Gotta go shower and wash it...

ow!

::slaps own hand away from hair::
slashy: (blair smile)
[livejournal.com profile] alyburns:

Further prove that I love the Jake series so much.

This showed up in my recomendations list at Amazon.com.

I'm gonna have to buy it next payday.
slashy: (brian cuteness)
Went to see The Fog with Mom, my sis and her bf today. Some delicious eye-candy, with Tom Welling all through the movie (and some yummy shirtless shots), and though I did jump once or twice (big loud creepy noises), the movie was just so so.

Dinner with Mom at Uno was great. Tortellini Alfredo - very yummy. I'm still feeling like I'm bursting at the seams... ;-)

And that's today in a nutshell. Very interesting, right?
slashy: (Default)
My Dear Flist:

If you must, ignore this. Lots of Joey-randomnessesses. But something in here might actually interest you, so... um... you'd better read. I'm warning you though, nothing here makes sense in how one thing connects to the other. You read this, you're taking a stroll down Joey's Mind's Main Street. Which has been know to be scary, fun... ny, incoherent, melancholy, frustrating, and basically every mood known to woman. All at once.

I have 88 entries in my lj's must read memories. *head-desk*

Thankfully, vacation next week... nothing but vegging all week.... it'll be awesome.

Also, donated blood today at a Red Cross Blood Drive we organized at the mall I work at. ::is sleepy::

The electric water heater isn't working, we only have the solar heater right now. So due to incesant rains these past week, I've been washing "a cubito" (with a pail of water... FUN! not) this week, washing my hair yesterday in the sink with *COLD* water. Again with the fun... Thankfully, the sun came out today (::breaks into song... "the sun will come out, tomorrow!"::) and I was able to shower with warm water! YAY! (and I truly do mean that YAY!).

My arm sorta hurts, is a bit sore from donating, because my veins (though visible and palpable) are really tough to get, and the nurse had to dig around a bit. ::ouch:: Also, not with the liking of needles here.

But, I really wanted to do it. For my grandma, because a few months before she died, she needed a transfusion (she almost bleed out), and due to my having been sick, I couldn't donate.

I did it for her now... 2 years later I really needed to do this for her/in her name.

I got accepted at [livejournal.com profile] isayweparty! Yay! Must get some caps for this week's challenge... tomorrow.

[livejournal.com profile] beyond_babylon is utter and complete crack. And I'm loving it! I'm awesomely digging the Daphne-Brian interactions... they are so much fun!

Beta Appreciation Day today!!! Already said it elsewhere, but [livejournal.com profile] jaimebluesq and Kerensa, you gals rock so much! Love you tons!

I'm gonna do NaNoWriMo... I'm gonna try to do orig. Even gen or het. I might be crazy... but there you go. If after a week, it's not flowing... Joxer slash, here I come!

OH MY GOD!!!! [livejournal.com profile] jaimebluesq, I owe you a ficlet!!! I just remembered! Forgive me! ::grovels:: I'll do it this weekend, I swear.

BTW, babe... I'm really really really crazy for even suggesting this (seeing as I've got NaNoWriMo, the JE Challenge and Erin & My project on standby), but I've been thinking we should co-write again, on or off fandom.

Am I all thought out? I think so.

No! Wait.

Wicked, by Gregory Maguire? Totally rocks. I'm in page 46 and I'm so loving it. Son of a Witch, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Mirror Mirror and Lost will come soon afterwards.

Am I done? Eh... feels like it. My mind's empty. Good. I can sleep now.
slashy: (wtf)
Mis chicas...

Seré yo solamente, o esto no les inspira a ustedes un sonido gutural de disgusto? Tienen que ir al punto #3 de 'las otras ofertas'.

Junie, yo no se tus preferencias musicales, pero... esto me causa tanto disgusto. No es el tipo de promocion de PR que me gusta...
slashy: (Default)
life sucks

i'm depressed/angry/sad/melancholy

that is all
slashy: (brian/justin sleep)
It's weird, this whole hurricane thing. Not how you're thinking.

I'm in Puerto Rico. We know what hurricanes are like. There were years when we got a few every year. But with all that's happened in the states, PR hasn't felt nothing bigger than thunderstorms.

This is not a Yay!PR thing... this is a OMG-I'm-scared thing. If all these cat 5 'canes are hitting the states, which don't normally get hit, I'm scared that us here, which normally get hit, will.

And why do I get instrospective at 2am?

I'm falling asleep hre... night.
slashy: (Default)
i'm so tired...

these past two weeks have been busy busy busy at work... no rest for me... working monday to saturday...

the bright spot? the overtime!

the bleak spot? I was so behind in my flist... I had to skip 440! And just saving all the fics... which I must now get to.

And I have TS and SeaQuest and Xena S3-4 and Angel S5's DVDs, and The 4400 ep 212 waiting for me. ::sob:: I have no time...

Anyway... it feels good to be back on lj for longer than 10 stolen minutes each morning...

Now tell me, what happened to Harry's pants?
slashy: (Default)
I'm feeling generous...

email me at joeyrz@gmail.com and I'll send you an gmail invite.
slashy: (justin duh)
Just a note to my flist, for those of you who've friended me, but don't know me all that well.

JoeyRZ <-- my nick
short for Joanna... not Joseph. The RZ has other meaning.

So... um... yeah... fangirl

pimping...

Aug. 24th, 2005 07:14 am
slashy: (bert/ernie)
[livejournal.com profile] luna_k is having a love meme at her lj.

Post your username in a comment. People (probably me!) will then reply to you ANONYMOUSLY and tell you something they like about you. It must be a POSITIVE comment and it must be posted anonymously!

the post is here

have fun.

i'm currently on page six... and feeling the lack of love...::sigh::
slashy: (bert/ernie)
rich guy willing to be my sugar daddy...

I seriously need to quit my job, yet pay a ton of stuff, move out of my home (away away away from Mom), and spend all my time reading and writing...

Contract to end as soon as I become a celebrated writer, surpass JKR's fame, have millions and millions of dollars and able to live my life however I please.... which includes having lots of cute guys fullfilling my every whim and not having to work for another person/company ever ever ever again in my life.

Any takers?

And Bert and Ernie are love.

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