My Country
Jun. 18th, 2005 05:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slashyThat is, JRZ at the Jennifer Goverment site just sent me this issue to resolve:
JRZ Decides: Where's the Love Gone?
Government Acts
The Issue: Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on JRZ's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
The Debate:
"There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."
[Accept]
John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."
[Accept]
"There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Abraham Shiomi. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."
Um... yeah, if you don't know which one I chose, I shall un-friend you! ::evil laughter:: jk!
I'm looking to tomorrow to see how this decision affects the description of my nation!
JRZ Decides: Where's the Love Gone?
Government Acts
The Issue: Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on JRZ's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
The Debate:
"There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."
[Accept]
John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."
[Accept]
"There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Abraham Shiomi. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."
Um... yeah, if you don't know which one I chose, I shall un-friend you! ::evil laughter:: jk!
I'm looking to tomorrow to see how this decision affects the description of my nation!
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Date: 2005-06-19 01:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-19 02:11 am (UTC)lol!
Obviously, my choice too!