CRACK!!!!!

This was going through my head last night and I wrote it all down so I could post it today. It's not a plot bunny, more like a concept.

A crack!tastic concept, but a concept nonetheless.

Firefly Genderbender AU.

Yeah. Crack.

Meet the crew of Serenity:

Captain Mallory (Mal) Reynolds.
Her First Mate, Zack Washburne
The Pilot, and Zack's wife, Hova "Wash" Washburne
The Merc, a large amazon, Jane Cobb
The Mechanic, Kayne Frye
And the Male Companion that rents out one of the shuttles, Kiran Serra

This band of misfits, is joined by Sheppard Derry Book, a mysterious woman of God, who seems to know more about everything than anyone.

Serenity has also become the home and hiding place of Dr. Simone Tam, a brilliant surgeon that gave up a promising carreer in the Core to rescue her teenage brother, River, from an goverment facility that was experimenting on his brain.

My God...