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May. 17th, 2005 12:04 amthis is teh funny.
Is funny how all this can happen to one person. My list wouldn't reach 10.
83. I have been the proud -- well, sort of proud, sort of disgusted -- owner of a bag of Dulche de Leche M&Ms. Never heard of them? You're not alone. I'm reasonably sure that the bag I found was, in fact, an artifact from the Twilight Zone (or possibly some sort of test market thing). They tasted pretty much like rancid pig fat in a tasty candy shell. It was both vile and bizarre, made moreso by the fact that absolutely no one else that I have ever met, other than Chris, who was driving the damn car, has ever seen one of the things. I'd think that I'd hallucinated it, except that my hallucinations don't usually taste like chocolate-dipped evil.
Dulce de Leche M&M's were made for Puerto Rico. Why do I know this? I'm Puertorican. Why were they made? Dulce de Leche (Milk-Candy, roughly traduced) is a popular dessert in PR. Why? I have no idea. I don't like it. But, it's popular enough to have made it into an M&M's... they didn't last long.
Is funny how all this can happen to one person. My list wouldn't reach 10.
83. I have been the proud -- well, sort of proud, sort of disgusted -- owner of a bag of Dulche de Leche M&Ms. Never heard of them? You're not alone. I'm reasonably sure that the bag I found was, in fact, an artifact from the Twilight Zone (or possibly some sort of test market thing). They tasted pretty much like rancid pig fat in a tasty candy shell. It was both vile and bizarre, made moreso by the fact that absolutely no one else that I have ever met, other than Chris, who was driving the damn car, has ever seen one of the things. I'd think that I'd hallucinated it, except that my hallucinations don't usually taste like chocolate-dipped evil.
Dulce de Leche M&M's were made for Puerto Rico. Why do I know this? I'm Puertorican. Why were they made? Dulce de Leche (Milk-Candy, roughly traduced) is a popular dessert in PR. Why? I have no idea. I don't like it. But, it's popular enough to have made it into an M&M's... they didn't last long.
