Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your Name: Joanna
~~ Cockney slang for Piano pronouced 'Piana' by many. Tinkling on the Ebony and Ivory Piano.
O__O
2. Your Age: 27
~~the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!3. One Of Your Friends: Nikki
~~Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Hehehe, why Nikki, you sex fiend!4. What You Should Be Doing: Idk, sleeping?
~~To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
That's just wrong. I slept over at Grandma's last weekend..... uh, wait... it may be a teeny tiny bit right..... *blush*5. Your Favorite Color: Blue
~~The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
Well, duh.6. Your Birthplace: Puerto Rico
A former colony of Spain, now a moderately self-governing island territory of the United States located just east of the Dominican Republic. Puerto Rico used to have a proud and vibrant political culture now mired in corruption and a dead end obsession with the stale-mated status debate. Puerto Ricans have their own distinct culture, slang and history and are noted for their artistic, dramatic, athletic achievements and for their beauty. Puerto Rico also has the highest number of institutes of higher learning in the region. Puerto Rico also has the highest per capita GNP of latin america and a diversified economy with large tourist, manufacturing, health, education and service centers.
Nice. The first thing to be mentioned is our political climate. I hate politics.......7. Last Person You Talked To: Mom
~~The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
*goes to hug Mom*8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Coke Zero
~~diet coke in a different bottle for men who think "diet" coke is for girls
LOL! I just think it tastes better than Diet Coke.9. Your Nickname: Joey
~~The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
Why thank you! (and it's "her face") :D